jackthevulture:

shortylego:

cybugs:

he’s loose

Nicholas Cage recorded his voice for a caveman. Nicholas Cage stood in a recording room to say “he’s loose”.

Oh my god I love this line im so glad theres a clip just for it

Posted July 23, 2014 @ 04:25 VIA - SOURCE

mooncleric:

milesmorale:

Infamous 3rd year “My father will hear about this” Draco refusing to participate in Lupin’s class on boggarts because the whole thing is ridiculous but when it’s his turn he walks up to the wardrobe and Lucius Malfoy steps out

THIS UPSETS ME

Posted July 23, 2014 @ 04:23 VIA - SOURCE
deckatalent:

I’m never going to get the chance to take a selfie on my 17th birthday again and this is the selfie I chose to take wow

deckatalent:

I’m never going to get the chance to take a selfie on my 17th birthday again and this is the selfie I chose to take wow

Posted July 23, 2014 @ 04:20 VIA

brigwife:

Hufflepuffs are boring”

*waves NymphadoraTonks in your general direction*

Hufflepuffs are stupid pushovers”

*drops Cedric Diggory’s dead body on top of you*

Hufflepuffs are shy”

*slaps you in the face with Ernie MacMillan*

Hufflepuffs are polite”

*fires Zacharias Smith at you out of a canon*

Posted July 23, 2014 @ 04:04 VIA - SOURCE

highbrowandbeard:

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE

Posted July 22, 2014 @ 15:36 VIA - SOURCE

                  Whatever lies beyond this morning,

it’s a little later on.

             Regardless of warning,

                             the future doesn’t scare me at all.

                                                                   Nothing’s like before.

Posted July 22, 2014 @ 15:33 VIA - SOURCE
Posted July 22, 2014 @ 13:31 VIA

deerekhale:

*sirius black voice* remus will you kill this spider for me

*remus lupin voice* is it trying to hurt you, sirius

*sirius black voice* its on my bed and hurting my heart 

*quiet james potter voice* engorgio

*loud, horrified sirius black shrieking*

Posted July 22, 2014 @ 12:45 VIA - SOURCE
deaniethebeanie ASKED:
Envy and Greed (definitely basing my choice of sin based off of homunculi from FMA wooooooOOOps)

Envy: Something I wish I was better at.
Ohhh! I wish I was better at seeing things through to the end.

Greed: Something I can’t get enough of.
Summer! I don’t want this summer to end, it’s been so good!

(Greed is my fav omg)

Posted July 22, 2014 @ 12:41
Anonymous ASKED:
Gluttony

Gluttony: One of my favorite foods.
Sweet Chilli Sensations crisps, the most delicious crisps to ever grace the earth. Mmm.

Posted July 22, 2014 @ 12:40